Artificial-Connotative

Artificial day: So today i saw this add saying that a bamboo bat is ensured to never break. It uses the strongest grain of bamboo ever cut.

Bombastic day: I have found out that i am the best baseball player to ever live. When you hit a hundred homeruns in one season no one can be beter.

Colloquial day: I was sitting in a room, and a boy said,"What's up dude?" I then answered, "Not too much bro." His best friend was relaxing in the chair beside the window and told us to,"be quiet" because he was trying to sleep. That wasn't too nice of him.

Concrete day: Today was just the same old day, except i shattered a glass cup into a million pieces. Someone shouldn't have put it on the side of the the maple wood table in the first place.

Connotative day: The family road in the car for ten hours. They were on vacation to the mountains. The little kids were chilling in the back watching a movie.