Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Cultured-Euphemistic

The baseball field questions:

Cultured: Last year i hit an average of .330, with three triples and ten doubles. I usually hit more than that the pitchers must have got really good.

Detached: (Dr. Kendrick's little yankee voice. This is a small nerd)Ok, i don't really have time for this. I'm in a hurry the season is coming and i have to train to make the team. Sorry, bye.

Emotional: (aka Amy Benfield) I don't like to talk about baseball. I'm very emotional. Last year i got cut and didn't make the team. I tried to justify myself but coach is such a meany. How could he cut me i did my best. (starts to cry) I hate baseball!!!

Esoteric: Baseball is an amazing game. It is far more complex then just hitting a ball with a bat. Baseball is a game where proper angles of the ball are thrown to put a weird propelling spin to strike out the batter on any count rather it is a full count or 0-2.

Euphemistic: Well i can throw a mid 80's fastball, but im sure there are others that throw so much harder. My breaking ball is not too good either but its not the worst on the team.

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